Space Double Feature: The Black Hole (1979) & Lifeforce (1985)

I’m not sure why I moved Disney’s sci-fi epic up to the top of our Netflix queue, but I did and I really enjoyed it. The flick reminded me that Disney used to make some really high quality genre movies back in the day (I still love watching 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea). I even read online that, because Lucasfilm wouldn’t rent them some of the special effects equipment they used to make Star Wars, Disney developed their own tech that was actually the best in the biz for a while. And, for the most part, the effects still really hold up. Some of the matte paintings could use some re-compositing to make the edges less obvious, but it was still fun watching the movie and guessing how they got away with the special effects. My one complaint is that I wish V.I.N.CENT looked a little cooler. When you look at him with his gigantic cartoon eyes he looks like a Snarf-like character that you’re going to want to punch, but instead, he’s pretty cool.

Also surprisingly cool? The cast. I was shocked to see it included Anthony Perkins Including “the guy from Psycho” in what was probably considered a kids movie is a fairly outside-the-box casting choice. Well, kind of. He’s got a crazy vibe in this movie too, just not “keep your dead mother around” crazy. The other big names on screen are Robert Forster who I don’t think I’ve ever seen in an older movie and Ernest Borgnine playing a role I didn’t expect him to be in. But, the two most fun cast members don’t technically appear on screen. V.I.N.CENT and Bob were voiced by Roddy McDowall and Slim Pickens! I’m not sure why they didn’t get billing, maybe it was a SAG thing. Anyway, it’s fun to hear them, though I’m not quite sure why you’d cast a potentially annoying southern accent as a robot or–in the world of the movie–you’d program a robot with said accent.

The movie itself has a fun plot. Perkins, Forster, Borgnine and company are on a mission in space and come across a black hole that happens to be monitored by Dr. Hans Reinhardt (played by Maxwell Schell) a rogue scientist who claims all of his crew died since monitoring of the hole started. See, in the future that’s one of the last untravelled territories and Reinhardt is obsessed with discovering its mysteries helped by an army of robots including the big red beastie Maxwell who looks like the villain of an 80s Saturday morning cartoon. As you might expect, things are quite as simple as they seem and there’s more to the robots than meets the eye.

I was expecting the twist ending, so it came as a nice surprise. There’s actually a good number of surprises towards the end, with characters making decisions that show their true character, but still offer some surprises. What seemed like it might be a corny cartoony type movie wound up being pretty nuanced with solid characters and a story that offered up its fair share of interest and surprises.

Meanwhile, I knew exactly why I wanted to watch Lifeforce and it comes down to two words and no, they’re not Tobe Hooper, but Space Vampires. That was the title of the book the flick was based on, but Canon changed it to Lifeforce to class things up a little bit. Anyway, the flick’s about a space-faring crew coming across a trio of preserved bodies. They take the bodies onboard their ship and next thing you know the ship’s deserted and heading towards Earth. The aliens get taken to Earth where they start wreaking havoc by sucking the energy out of living beings. From there it’s a strange mix of a vampire, sci-fi, zombie and save-the-world-while-trying-to-find-the-monster that seems to work even given the kitchen sink approach.

The reason horror legend Tobe Hooper wasn’t a big draw for the movie is because, well, I can’t say he’s done a lot of movies I like aside from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Funhouse wasn’t so good, his involvement in Poltergeist is up for debate and, well, that’s all I’ve seen. Anyway, Lifeforce doesn’t feel like the kind of move that the guy who created TCM would make, but I liked it regardless. There’s not a lot of horror elements, though when the practical effects do come into play, they look pretty great. There’s one scene where one of the vampires recreates herself that almost made my stomach churn. I’m just glad I wasn’t eating a jelly sandwich at the time, otherwise it could have been messy.

Another draw for the movie is the inclusion of Patrick Stewart. I spent the whole time thinking he might be one guy in the cast because I wasn’t sure when the movie was shot. The character didn’t really look like Stewart, but I didn’t know what he looked like in the 80s, so I was trying unsuccessfully to convince myself it was Picard. Of course, that wasn’t him, he shows up later in the movie as a psychologist who gets slapped around.

Anyway, Lifeforce is a really ambitious movie. A LOT goes on and the plot is pretty layered. I like how there’s even a theory that these aliens are what human vampire myths are based on. When you think you’ve got the story figured out it gets a little bit more involved and more interesting. I wasn’t expecting much from the movie, but it turned out to be a delightfully strange movie to have on while I did work. I can’t say I highly recommend it, but if you’re looking for an off kilter sci-fi movie from the 80s, give this one a whirl.

Halloween Scene: Dragon Wars (2007)

There’s a lot up in the air about this movie. I’m not sure if it’s actually a horror movie, but since it’s got monsters and killings and a King Kong reference, I’ll keep it in. The title of the movie also seems to be up in the air. IMDb and Wikipedia are both pretty stubborn and claim that the movie is called D-Wars even though all of the posters I saw say Dragon Wars, so I’m going with Dragon Wars.

The movie is Korean, though it stars American actors like Robert Forster, Jason Behr and Craig Robinson and it really is just a conglomeration of all kinds of craziness. I remember back when the trailers for this movie started hitting I was really excited because it looked like a big, dumb movie with tons of dragons and monsters fighting it out in some big city. Some of the dragons even had rocket launchers somehow! How could you go wrong? Well, by making an incredibly confusing back story involving a reincarnated woman whose soul will transform giant snakes into dragons, a reincarnated dude who’s supposed to protect that girl, Robert Forster as a shape shifter of some kind, a lot of monsters who aren’t dragons and an army of evil dudes. Wait what happened to just watching dragons fight? This turned out to be a pretty long one, so hit the jump!

Like I said, it’s a confusing movie. At one point you’ve got a giant snake attacking cities, eating zoo animals and assuredly killing people (either on purpose or accident) and then you have another giant snake brought out by the evil army. So which one is supposed to be the “evil” dragon?

Speaking of the dragons/snakes I’m not a big fan of the special effects in the movie. I read a lot of reviews where they were praised, but I’m wondering if they were watching it on a digital projector because it didn’t really look so great on my TV. I wish they would have done a few practical effects with dragon puppets or animatronics just to give them some actual weight. There’s also some pretty crummy compositing of the various layers of special effects, specifically one time late in the movie when the leader of the evil army is standing on some kind of altar in front of a storming city. The dude is definitely real, but I’m not sure about the rest. It looks like the stage might be, but the background just looks terrible. I’m no expert when it comes to this stuff, but I am starting to notice these kinds of things.

Also, the movie is way too freaking loud. I had the remote in my hand during the whole movie so it wouldn’t wake Em up.

But, even with all those complaints and the standard Godzilla-complaints (ie, there’s not enough monsters fighting and too many scenes of people talking) I would highly recommend watching this movie…with a group of friends and a giant case of beer from BJ’s. There’s a good amount of marital arts action, even though you’re probably not looking for it and it’s more Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon than Police Story (I rarely like or watch period martial arts movies anymore, they just bore me with their sameness). I also love watching Craig Robinson in a somewhat serious role/movie. He still brings some humor to the overly complicated story and there’s a scene where he steals the sword from one of the evil army guys and tries to take him out. It’s awesome.

Any, even though I’m not a huge fan of the effects, the scenes of the monsters fighting in the city are rad. I wish the movie was 74 minutes long with 52 of them in the city. Cloverfield proved you could do a monster movie focusing on people and keep it tight and not focusing on people talking about the monsters in a bunker somewhere. I know that’s not the kid of movie the director wanted to tell, but that’s what I was expecting thanks to the marketing, go figure. The funny thing about this movie called Dragon Wars is that there aren’t even any dragons fighting. There’s only one actual dragon (with antlers) in the whole movie, in fact. There’s some pterodactyl-like things flying around the city and what looks like those beasts that fought on Jar Jar’s planet in the Star Wars prequels. The cannons even looked pretty similar. But, whatever, it was cool.

So, yes, the movie is overcomplicated and maybe kinda sorta dumb, but I absolutely want to watch this movie with 10 people after drinking 5 Coors Lights and a Sparx. Watching it alone was a little dull because Milo doesn’t really react to my jokes anymore. Stupid cat.