For Christmas I bought my dad and I the complete James Bond Box Set (up to that time at least, it doesn’t have Quantum of Solace in it, which I still haven’t seen yet). Dad and I used to rent various Bond movies and we’d always enjoy watching when (I think) TNT would do their Bond marathons. So, like with Saturday Night Live, I’m a fan because of that, but also because these are some of the craziest, coolest, most over the top and gadget filled movies of all time and, of course, I love all that stuff.
So, without further ado, let’s jump into From Russia With Love, the 2nd Bond movie, and, of course, stars Sean Connery.
*I don’t think I’ve ever seen this one all the way through.
*You can’t take Bond out that easily…oh, okay.
*Can’t go wrong with projecting the credits onto hot lady parts.
*Looks fantastic on this TV.
*Hehe, I like the gigantic chess board so people in the crowd can watch. I can’t think of a more boring “sport” to watch.
*Message in the water glass, nice way to get your point across. Oh man, I thought he’d have to throw the game, but he put that nerd DOWN! WHAT WHAT!
*Blofeld? Yup. How can such an evil man have such an adorable kitty? Unfortunately, the cat is almost always looking at the camera, very unprofessional.
*Nice, they referenced the previous movie.
*Why HELLO there sun bathing beauty. Yeah, you better take off your skirt and blouse to massage that guy on the blanket outside.
*Dude, SPECTRE has their own island? Jealous.
*Hot damn, I love a good “walking through a training/testing area” shot and no one does it better than Bond filmmakers.
*Woah, that is a tiny towel Mr. Badguy. He totally passes the “get punched in the gut with brass knuckles by a creepy old woman” test.
*Blondy likes Klebb’s riding crop me thinks.
*We still haven’t seen the real Bond yet. Ah, there he is, making out with a hottie in a boat.
*I think Moneypenny would do a threeway with James and any other broad.
*Q!!! With the super briefcase (gun, knife, sniper rifle, gold, tear gas and a secret way of opening). Score!
*Invoking the title! By writing it on a picture no less.
*Who’s this goober in a mustache and beret?
*They’re trying to bug him, but you can’t fool James Bond. Fools.
*Wowzers, who is THAT? Woman in orange. The 60s were awesome!
*Underground river? Super cool.
*Gypsy’s know how to party. Gypsy cat fight? Hahaha, awesome.
*Who’s the blonde guy with the mustache? Why are people attacking the gypsies? I should be paying better attention.
*Bond asks to stop the girl fight? WHAT? Oh, he gets to decide, so I assume he boned them both. Yup.
*”Oh James will you make love to me every day in England?” “All day and all night.”
*Aw, the funny guy died.
*No, James, that’s the bad guy!
*See, I think Bond should be a much more formidable foe.
*Heh, he’s gonna get gassed!
*Cool train fight.
*You can’t take the real Bond out like you did in the beginning you punk!
*Klebb’s back-up plan was to kill Bond with a shoe-knife? Seriously?
*James Bond is a literer AND he did that stupid wave.