My buddies who work on the Marvel Super Heroes What The–?! banged out another hit today over on Marvel.com with this Twilight parody using the Marvel Legends Monsters box set from a few years back. Well done sirs! If you don’t laugh at Dracula’s line “These kids today with their emo vampires and too-tight trousers” you’re out of your mind.
I can’t say I have a personal problem with Twilight because it hasn’t affected me in any kind of personal way. I can only say that the chaste vampire craze is a bit weird, that’s not how Sita, the star of Christopher Pike’s book series The Last Vampire rolled.