Do you like comics? Do you dig horror? Then you should be into at least a few of these comic-based horror movies — some of which became franchises! Did I miss anything major? Let me know in the comments!
I’ll admit, I was getting a little burned out on these Halloween Scene double features. I usually like to go to the coffee shop to get some of my work done which takes away from potential movie watching time. Plus, as much as I love horror movies, watching nothing but them can be a bit much. I have no idea how BC over at Horror Movie A Day does it. You might have noticed (if anyone’s paying attention) that I didn’t do a Halloween Scene on Friday. That’s because the missus got off work early, I wanted to work on my own horror script (it’s getting closer and awesomer, if I say so myself) and my folks were coming to visit, which limited my time. I thought about dumping the whole idea and just watching movies I love, but then I got Phantasm II in the mail from Netflix and decided to continue on.
As I mentioned last week, I’m doing these reviews completely out of order, having reviewed the third and fourth Phantasm movies before the first two. I’ve seen all the movies before and I think I can say that it almost doesn’t matter which order you watch them as long as you’ve seen them before because they’re all just so gonzo. The first Phantasm sets up a lot of the mythology of the series. You’ve got young Mike witnessing some weirdness involving the mortician at Morningside Cemetery. Soon Mike’s trying to convince his older brother Jody that monsters are out and about doing something to the corpses in town (including their friend who just died and their parents who died two years prior). They’re joined by Jody’s friend, fellow guitar player and ice cream man Reggie who joins in on the action. Our trio of heroes finds themselves facing off against mutant flies, Jawa-like monsters and the iconic metal balls. Meanwhile, the Tall Man seems to be stealing bodies, shrinking them down and sending them off to his home world/dimension.
Now to talk about the ending, so ignore if you don’t want to kind of sort of know what happened. After seemingly succeeding in burying the Tall Man in a deep hole, we’re told that it was all a dream. Jody died in a car accident, Reggie’s watching over Mike and Reggie thinks Mike’s story was just a dream or delusion. Usually I hate endings like this because it basically means you wasted the last hour and a half of your life on something that mattered even less than a movie already does. For whatever reason, though, it doesn’t bother me quite as much with Phantasm. Maybe it’s because the Tall Man appears and Mike gets sucked through the mirror so it seems like some aspect of the movie must have been true? Maybe the Tall Man somehow made Reggie and everyone else forget the events of the movie somehow. There’s a lot to think about with the movie if you don’t mind putting way too much thought into a movie.
Oh, one last thing, I love the music in the movie. It seems to take some cues from John Carpenter’s Halloween score which came out the year before in 1978. Here’s the thing though, the movie took a few years to make, which means the score might have been conceived before Carpenter’s or it might have been created afterwards, it’s hard to tell. I listened to the director’s commentary for the movie years ago. It’s really interesting with lots of fun facts and details (they filmed the movie over a series of weekends spanning a year or two), but I don’t remember writer/director Don Coscarelli talking about it specifically. Then again my memory’s not so great (I completely forgot that Jody and Reggie’s friend dying kicked the movie off).
It’s not often that a horror movie sits around for nearly a decade before getting a sequel. Coscarelli was apparently offered the chance to do one immediately after finishing the first movie, but instead went on to do Beastmaster. He eventually got a deal with Universal to create this sequel which recast the role of Mike, kept Reggie the same and didn’t include Jody at all. Of course, the Tall Man returned played by Angus Scrimm. The larger budget allowed Coscarelli to really open the story up. We kick off kind of where the previous movie ending and then moving into the present where a grown-up Mike is getting out of the loony bin after seven years. He immediately goes after the Tall Man, digging up graves and finding out that they’re actually empty. Reggie stops Mike and takes him to his house which inexplicably blows up killing Reggie’s family. This makes him believe Mike, leads to them breaking into a hardware store where Reggie makes a four barreled shot gun and Mike a flamethrower and drives the two to go on a road trip to track down and kill the Tall Man. There’s also some girls involved and a new group of monsters for Mike and Reggie to fight like a gas masked killer who Reggie has a chainsaw battle with. It’s pretty amazing.
The added budget also lead to more special effects like the Tall Man’s visage popping out of a girl’s back Freddy-style and a golden flying ball that can bust through walls and shoot lazers. It’s pretty epic. In fact, the whole flick is. I especially like that whole towns have been murdered, as Reggie says, by the Tall Man and his monstrous minions and yet no one seems to notice. This is either sloppy storytelling or hints at the Tall Man’s greater powers that haven’t been directly explained. I’m going to go with the latter because I can’t help but liking the series, especially as Reggie takes center stage this time around and becomes an Ash-level badass (I think I might actually like him better than Ash, at least in this flick).
So, there you have it. I’m glad I found two movies I hadn’t reviewed that I really like. I’m going to search through the blog archives to see what I have and haven’t reviewed and hopefully fit in some of my favorites (Jaws and the original TCM have yet to be reviewed, plus I’ve got a few Roger Corman and Vincent Price movies I haven’t watched as of yet, but I do have to find time to watch at least Halloween and Halloween III). Things are looking up!
Woof, not only do today’s movies have nothing to do with each other, aside from being not great films, but today’s experience almost made me drop the whole idea of doing Halloween Scene Double Features for the rest of the month. The closer we get to Halloween the more I want to watch movies that I actually like like Halloween or Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I’ve already reviewed those (holy crap, I just realized I haven’t reviewed the original TCM or Jaws so get ready for that). I’ve come up with a few ideas, though, that should be pretty fun. Anyway, let’s get along with the reviews. I don’t expect these to be very long.
Goth Kill actually surprised me. I expected to hate it thanks to what looked like pretty low production value. Instead I found some surprisingly fun elements in this tale of a man named Nick Dread who makes a deal with the devil to grant him long life in exchange for him collecting a bunch of souls for the devil. Played by a guy named Flambeaux, Dread is actually a delightful and surprisingly layered character to watch, considering he was a priest during the crusades, called the church on murdering women to get their money and was burned for it.
Most of the action takes place at a Goth club that a pair of friends go to. The douchey guy who runs the club accidentally does a real spell when he’s really just trying to make it look good and causes Dread to come back from hell (after being killed in prison as part of his master plan) into the body of one of the girls. After that we’ve got lots of cuts between Dread as a man and as a woman with no real rhyme or reason. There’s some pretty shitty action scenes with laughable choreography, but I did appreciate that every single person in the club gets murdered (I think we’re told they’re not good people, so you don’t have to feel too bad. Also, if you feel bad after watching a movie called Goth Kill, don’t watch movies like Goth Kill).
Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a GOOD movie. There were good elements and I was surprised at how much story the filmmakers got into the film considering what looked like a pretty low budget, but it’s also plagued with bad, lazy actors and a lot of Goth stereotypes that feel old by now. The combination of a story I haven’t seen a million times and at least one standout performance lead me to like this movie much more than I thought I would and keep it from landing in the Bad category. That’s reserved for the next movie.
I wanted to punch something about 10 minutes into Subspecies, but considering I had already turned off another crappy horror movie and I wanted to get today’s post out of the way, I powered through it. The reason I even added this flick to my Netflix Instant was because Phantasm‘s Angus Scrimm was supposed to be in it. Guess how long he was in the damn movie? Five, maybe ten minutes. Trickery!
So, the plot of this movie is basically Dracula or any other number of vampire movies. You’ve got girls from another land going to Europe where they get wrapped up in some centuries-old vampire nonsense. Blah blah blah. The only interesting things about this movie are the weird little demon guys you can see in the poster that were performed by puppets against a screen and the fact that the bad vampire’s brother fell for the main girl. Aside from those very few elements, the rest of this movie is just tired and boring. Oh, there was a pulsing finger that was kind of cool, but that was during the Scrimm stuff, so it was already cool. Don’t bother with this movie, I’m not even going to bother with the trailer. Boo, hopefully tomorrow will be better.
I’m doing things a little backward with the Phantasm series. I’m reviewing the last two first and the first two last (once I get Phantasm II in the mail). I first saw all four of the flicks back in my teen years, bought the first movie used at a record store and watched a few of them with Rickey when we lived together, but I didn’t remember much from the third and fourth movies which made watching these movies again a lot of fun.
If you’ve never seen the Phantasm movies, the idea is that the Tall Man (that guy on the left there played by Angus Scrimm who has looked 100 years old for 40 years, much like his character) takes dead bodies, turns them into little Jawa-looking monsters and sends them to another dimension. The films are marked with lots of wild dreams, evil doppelgangers and things not being what they appear. Our heroes are Reggie, Mike and Jody, some guys who stumble upon the Tall Man’s plan and try to stop him. When we pick up with 3, Jody is dead, but his younger brother Mike and Reggie are still fighting the good fight. The pair get separated and Reggie runs into some problems first with some crooks trying to kill him (or something) and then a little kid who must have seen Home Alone many a time who murders the crooks using things like a Frisbee with razor blades and tossing a tomahawk into someone’s head. Reggie teams up with Tim and then a woman named Rocky who can only deliver clunky wooden lines that shouldn’t sound as bad as they do.
As poorly acted as Rocky’s character is, Tim shines through as does Reggie. Mike comes off as a little weird and as usual the story is all over the place, but the special effects were pretty damn solid. The Jawa guys had actual faces this time around and the scenes with the iconic silver balls popping out of various body parts (including a skull) all looked pretty great. There’s a more comedic element to the movie this time around, but it didn’t bother me because I wasn’t expecting a whole lot. One of the more interesting elements this time around is the fact that Jody returns, but he’s inside one of the shiny balls, so he can kind of help his friend and brother, but also finds himself hurting them by drawing the Tall Man closer. I also like how gonzo things always get as each movie adds more monsters that the Tall Man controls and they all look gross and are filled with yellow blood.
I read that there was a much more epic script or a fourth Phantasm flick but the money never materialized, so writer/director/creator Don Coscarelli decided to do a movie that got more back to the roots of the original film, but also explore the origins of the Tall Man. In a weird transition from the previous movie, this one starts about five or ten minutes before the end of 3 and then ignores Rocky and Tim completely and never mentions them throughout the film, but that’s the kind of craziness you come to expect from these movies. Another interesting thing about this film is that Coscarelli found a bunch of unused footage from the first Phantasm and used it to tell this story which was pretty fortunate and cool.
Once again, Reggie and Mike are split up with Jody flying around talking to them at different times. While Reggie fights more monsters, Mike tries to get to the bottom of who the Tall Man is, even going back in time and meeting Jebediah Morningside before he turned into the Tall Man.
Once again, this isn’t a great flick, but if you’re a fan of the previous movies I think it’s a fitting end to the series. SPOILERS AHEAD. I had forgotten that the end involves Mike going back in time and actually stopping the Tall Man from ever happening…or something like that. It’s a very complicated series of films that I probably should not have watched while doing my work for the day, but I plan on revisiting these in the future all in the correct order at some point. Overall, I love the weirdness of these movies and how Coscarelli and the cast made the first one on weekends when they had time and enough money to buy film. He got four very unique films out of the process and gave the world two of the best horror movie villains around: Tall Man and those damn balls. I don’t remember the second film very much, so I’m looking forward to watching that one again and hope that someday everyone can get their act together and put out a full set of these discs. I’ve also heard word that Coscarelli wouldn’t mind making another version and I would fully support that. Heck, I wouldn’t mind seeing any remake of this movie, just to see what another set of eyes and brains would do with the concept, though finding another Scrimm would be nearly impossibly in my mind.
I’m sure after my previous two posts that it comes as a shock to find out how much I enjoyed the fourth season of Alias and I can firmly give credit to two sources. One, a clearly higher budget (a dude shatters and there’s a giant floating red ball over a city among other SFX) and the other, Mr. Drew Goddard who came into write towards the end of Buffy, moved to Angel, then wrote and produced Alias and went on to write Cloverfield. He only wrote 5 episodes according to IMDb, but every time I noticed his name, I enjoyed the episode, but I also enjoyed all the episodes on a much higher level. Maybe it’s because I knew what to expect, but what could have come off as cheesy and over-the-top to others, just felt awesome to me. Even the twists, many of which Em and I called, were fun to watch. And the season finale with the family kicking ass and taking names was awesome. They were like a real life super hero team and I love that kind of stuff. I was also thrown by the last few minutes and am psyched to get the first disc of Season 5.
I’ve also got to call out an episode called “The Road Home” which guest starred Jason Segel of Freaks & Geeks, Knocked Up, How I Met Your Mother, I Love You Man and Forgetting Sarah Marshall fame. He plays a guy in another country (can’t remember which one) who gets caught up in one of Jennifer Garner’s ops. It’s a great little fish out of water story with an actor I love. Overall, the famous guest roles were way down this season, but one guy returned that I love and haven’t mentioned yet, and that is Angus Scrimm. He played the crazy old guy who interrogated everyone in the first season or two but has disappeared thanks to the plot twists. He’s back in this and I love seeing the Tall Man in anything. Fantastic casting, by the way. Damn, he’s creepy.