Toy Commercial Tuesday: Transformers Seacons, Sparkabots & Firecons

When I took to YouTube in search of “1988 toy commercial” I assumed I’d find a good deal of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and G.I. Joe spots to choose from, but it was this Transformers one that caught my attention. Seacons, Sparkabots and Firecons are exactly the kind of names that sucked so many of us into the adventures of the Autobots and Decepticons way back when.

Unlike most of the other posts associated with this year, this is one that I actually remember interacting with at the time, though I had to head over  to the incredibly detailed Transformers Wiki to get the finer details.  The Seacons consisted of Snaptrap (a turtle), Overbite (shark), Nautilator (lobster), Seawing (manta ray), Scalor (coelacanth) and Tentakil (squid). They joined forces to create Piranacon, a Combiner (which I love). You can read more about them here. Meanwhile, the Sparkabots and Firecons were toys that featured “cold” sparks produced by rolling the wheels back and forth on a hard surface. The good guys included Fizzle, Guzzle and Sizzle while the bad ones were dubbed Cindersaur, Flamefeather and Sparkstalker.

While I never had any of the Seacons (and don’t actually remember them to be honest) it does turn out that I have the Sizzle Sparkabot which has been hanging out in my garage for about a year. I dug him out for the purposes of this post and here he is:

Ol’ Sizzle is much tinier than I remember, but he’s still got that spark!

 

Bullet Points: Hot Rounds Of Information Goodness

hellblazerThis has been a big month for comic-based TV. In addition to the debut of ABC’s S.H.I.E.L.D. and news of a Gotham series at Fox, NBC is working on a Constantine show based on Vertigo and DC’s Hellblazer comics. John Constantine’s one of the most interesting and dark characters in comics, but how will that translate to TV? [via Deadline]hunger-games-catching-fire-jennifer-lawrence

If you’re interested in checking out a ton of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire pics, you’re in luck. [via Collider]

Sideshow‘s Battle Damaged Terminator 2 statue is all kinds of awesome. Half-destroyed Arnold Schwarzenegger has never looked so good! The Sideshow exclusive version even comes with a mini Thumbs Up statue sticking out of the lava!bryce dallas howard terminator salvation

Bryce Dallas Howard (Terminator Salvation) is in talks to star in the fourth Jurassic Park film, now called Jurassic World. Production was postponed so director and co-writer Colin Trevorrow could polish it up with Derek Connolly. The movie’s scheduled for a June 12, 2015 release, so they better get those contracts signed quick. [via Variety]

TNT has an untitled show in the works that’s described as a mix of Bourne Identity and National Treasure. Yes, more of that! [via Deadline]Christoph Waltz inglourious basterds

WB is working on a new Tarzan movie directed by David Yates (Harry Potter & The Deathly Hollows) starring Alexander Skarsgard as the title character. He’ll be facing off against Inglourious Basterds bad guy Christoph Waltz as the villain. Margot Robbie (Focus) and Emma Stone have been mentioned to play Jane, but nothing’s finalized yet. [via Varietymichael b jordan chronicle

Fruitvale Station star Michael B. Jordan is being looked at to star in Roland Emmerich’s Independence Day 2. No offers have been made or deals signed, but that’s the word right now. [via TheWrap]the wolverine

Finally, feast your eyes on this seriously accurate Hugh Jackman action figure based on his appearance in The Wolverine. [via Hot Toys]

The Hot Toys Barney Ross Figure Is Awesome!

I love Sylvester Stallone AND The Expendables, so it’s no shocker that I’m knocked back by how awesome this Hot Toys figure based on Stallone’s Expendables character Barney Ross is. I spend a good chunk of my professional life writing about toys and have even talked about Hot Toys quite a bit. My go-to comment is how insanely good looking their figures are when compared to their original subjects. I’ve called it magic and super-science (shrinking tech), but DAMN, this figure looks good. Just look at the detail on those tattoos and Stallone’s freakish, yet impressive old man arms! I’m also impressed that a shirtless figure looks so good, they do a great job of offering articulation without making the torso and joints look too action figure-y. My only complaint about these figures is that with a price point between $150-200, there’s no way I can rationalize a purchase like that. Sorry Sly, but I’d rather put that much scratch towards a new guitar. But, if someone wanted to send me one for free, I wouldn’t kick it out of bed…that’s a metaphor. I swear.