Halloween Scene: Old School Round-Up

bride-of-frankensteinAs I mentioned yesterday, I got to an early start when it came to watching horror movies this fall. So, I’ve got a lot to talk about! First, if you haven’t already, check out a pair of lists I wrote for CBR. One’s about movies and shows to follow Stranger Things up with while the other focused on the best classic horror movies to stream on Netflix and Amazon Prime!

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Quick Movie Review: The Presidio (1988)

presidioOver the weekend I found myself with the opportunity and wakefulness to actually watch a full movie. After looking around on Amazon Prime, I landed on The Presidio, a whodunit starring Mark Harmon, Sean Connery and Meg Ryan directed by Peter Hyams who also did Timecop and Sudden Death! Continue reading Quick Movie Review: The Presidio (1988)

Friday Fisticuffs: Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) & Sudden Death (1995)

universal soldier the return After being so impressed with Universal Soldier: Day Of Reckoning, I wanted to go back and check out the other movies in the Soldier franchise, just to remind myself of what had happened. I didn’t expect them to be as good as the latest installment, but I was curious to see what had been done in those other films and how the mythology had been handled. The first movie isn’t on Netflix Instant and neither is the third, but The Return was, so naturally, that became the next one I watched. Turns out it wasn’t terrible, but definitely has a very 90s vibe to it.

What was so 90s about it? Well, one of the central figures in the film is a computer called Seth (or more likely S.E.T.H., though I don’t feel like looking up the reason) who spends the first part of the movie existing as a cube in a ball at the end of some kind of robot construct. He basically looks like a Trapper Keeper from the same year, but sounds like Michael Jai White. There’s also a character named Squid who plays the hacker in the movie. He has blue hair, fancies himself some kind of cyber anarchist and makes every character in Hackers look GQ. Oh the 90s.

Anyway, the film follows Jean-Claude Van Damme’s character from the first film, Luc Deveraux. For some reason he’s not a UniSol anymore, though I don’t know if they every explain how or why. I remember almost nothing from my first viewing of that movie, so this was a curious development. He does hang out with and train UniSols, though, with a few pals. Everything’s going okay until one day — a day when a news crew is in the building, of course — SETH figures out that the program is going to be shut down. He then unleashes all of the Soldiers from the military’s command and sets them against Deveraux and company. The local General wants to just blow the building up, but Luc can’t allow that because,  yup, you probably guessed it, Seth kidnapped his daughter. SPOILER WARNER, the following video is the final battle from the movie, so watch at your own discretion:

Hokey, contrived and over-used plot lines aside (what do you really expect from a 90s action movie?), I had a pretty good time with USTR. In his prime, Van Damme was one of the best action guys around, not the greatest actor in the world, but able to play concerned father while kicking ass at the same time. I was also impressed with both White and Bill Goldberg’s performances. Why didn’t either of these guys really hit in the film industry? They both cut imposing figures — Goldberg is like sculpted meat in this thing — and can handle themselves in a fight scene, so what happened there? Anyway, if you’re in the mood for a mostly fun action romp, give this movie a look, but don’t expect the greatness seen in Day Of Judgement which gets better and better in my memory the more “just alright” and downright-bad action movies I watch.

sudden death

For me, JCVD’s movies are like potato chips or whiskey and sodas, I can’t have just one. While clicking through Netflix Instant I saw that Sudden Death had been added to the list of flicks. I have trouble remembering which of these movies is which and it doesn’t help when Netflix claims the film takes place in a baseball stadium (it’s a hockey game).

Van Damme stars as the difficult to kill Darren McCord, a firefighter in Pittsburgh who had some bad luck with a blaze. After that, he’s having a hard time of things and has taken a safer job as the fire marshall of the Civic Arena. Or something. There’s a lot of details in this movie that seem way too complicated, but we’ll get to that more in a bit. McCord takes his son and daughter to the last game of the Stanley Cup finals between the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Chicago Blackhawks, game that the Vice President is also attending. Powers Boothe takes this opportunity to kidnap the VP and hold him for ransom. That’s the simple version. There’s more about unfreezing bank account numbers and setting the time table of the caper to the game itself, but all you really need to know is that Powers Boothe is the bad guy, something that becomes eminently clear the moment you look at this guy. Have you seen him on Nashville? He’s gotten more evil looking as he ages. I think he’d make Hannibal Lecter uncomfortable at this point.

Because he’s awesome and because his daughter gets dragged into things — what is it with JCVD’s kids movie getting involved with villains? — McCord has to face his fears and fight…ahem…fire with fire (ie violence with violence, sorry, couldn’t resist the pun). This leads to a series of fights with individuals in various parts of the arena including my personal favorite, one with a woman in the penguin mascot costume. It sounds goofy, but it actually makes sense given the plot.

What I really liked about this movie is that it took full advantage of the setting, one that you almost never see in films. Even the above penguin-lady fight is unique even though it takes place in a kitchen. I like that kind of ingenuity used in designing the fight scenes. There’s also a nice flow from confined to dangerously huge as not one but two battles take place on the dome of the Civic Arena. It’s nowhere near a perfect film because there are some goofy moments and the occasional bad effect (the showcase one at the end of the film looks 15 kinds of bad), but overall I had a really fun time with the movie and think you will too if you’re jonesing for some vintage Van Damme.

Friday Fisticuffs: TimeCop (1994)

I’ve never actually read the Dark Horse comics that Timecop is based on. I don’t think that hinders or adds to my viewing experience, I just figured I’d throw that out there. I do remember thinking it was cool when I read that the movie was based on a comic book, though, because the early 90s were not a good time for such things and, at the time, any comic book-based movie had my immediate support. In a theoretical sense at least. I didn’t actually see TimeCop until years later, but it’s still a fun 90s action movie that I hold in relative esteem (or as much esteem as one can hold for a somewhat goofy time travel action movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme).

So, your basic premise here is that a younger version of JCVD gets hired to work as a time cop. I’m not exactly sure how criminals are gaining access to time travel and using it to the point where an entire organization needs to be created to stop them, but whatever. In the mid 90s, VD’s wife is killed in an assault on their house (it’s not really a spoiler because it happen in the first 20 minutes or so). We jump an undesignated amount of time into the future (his hair is long now) and Van Damme’s an established time cop who stumbles upon a senator’s plan to go back in time to make money for his presidential campaign. The interesting thing about this is that it’s not entirely a greed-based scheme with the villain claiming at one point that the president needs to have enough of his own money so he’s not falling prey to bribes and such. The trouble is that the senator is well connected and has access to his own time travel machine, which he uses to actually change the past, which causes considerable trouble for JCVD.

As you might expect from Van Damme in his ass-kicking prime, the action scenes in this flick are a lot of fun, though there aren’t quite as many as I would have liked. There’s the somewhat famous underwear fight scene where he does the splits on the counter to avoid being electrocuted. I remember seeing that in the trailers from the time. There’s also a pretty huge fight at the end with future JCVD going back in time and teaming up with his past self to fight the senator and his army of henchmen, though it leans a little more towards gun play than all out martial arts action.

Here’s the non-fighting problem with this movie: it doesn’t seem to have a very good grasp of itself from a pacing perspective. The stakes at hand seem pretty high, with time being at stake, but then the movie wraps up in a fight at a cop’s house. Doesn’t that seem a bit anti-climactic? Ah well, I kept expecting more from the movie, even as it was ending, but, to be fair, I had very low expectations for the movie. Overall, the general concept is pretty strong if not very basic (cop’s protecting time). I’d be interested in checking out the comic along with the 2003 straight to DVD sequel. Why aren’t there more time travel action flicks out there? Seems like you could do a whole series of movies on this concept alone with some pretty amazing Thai action stars and some scratch.