As I mentioned a couple days ago, I had a very redneck weekend (literally in fact, as I got a little color on the back of my neck thanks to walking around the flea market), which included a demolition derby at the Orange County Fair Speedway. I had never been to something like this before, but, hearing that there would be a bus race, I was in (well, kinda, I probably wouldn’t have gone on my own, but Em and her parents and Amy were all going, so what the hell?).
And you know what? I was a little disappointed. The bus race had three short buses and then two longer ones, so it wasn’t a big surprise who would win that one. There was a funny moment where one of the dudes near me turned to his buddies and said “How do you think they get the buses here?” Probably zeppelin. Then there was a trailer race, but two of the cars were just pulling two wheel trailers with nothing on it. The rest were vans pulling campers. I proudly admit that I totally called the winner of that race (yeah green van!). There was also a stuntman of sorts who drove a semi truck into a bus that was standing straight up on the emergency exit sticking in the air. Oh, there was also this race where the cars had their hoods and trunks tied up so they couldn’t see shit. Craziness. Then, the demolition derby started and I gotta say, I was highly disappointed. See, it wasn’t a figure eight or anything like that, because they had people in the center with their trucks and whatever, so what they did was they cordoned off a section of one of the long parts of the track and just had these dudes smash into each other. There was hardly any carnage, very little fire and no one hit with a tire. Ah well, here’s the slide show, I figured this would be easier than showing each picture individually. Oh, also, the pictures clearly suck, but it’s hard to get a good shot of a slow moving bus apparently.