I saw a shorter version of this commercial this morning and it made the ninja-loving, 8-year-old me want to cry a little. Anyway, it’s a blender/food processor with lots of blades that apparently makes “creamy ice” (0:19). If you don’t want to watch the whole thing, at least fast forward to the 0:49 and see “how it works.” Please. Make it so, you won’t be sorry.