Welcome to Spamments, a brand new weekly feature on UM.com. I’ve been getting a ton of spam comments (which I’ve dubbed Spamments) lately and figured I’d share them with you guys without actually accepting them. The ridiculous syntax aside, the reason I saved this one is because of the fact that they said they “thirstily look forward” to future posts. It kind of hurt a little to delete this one because that’s the kind of internet love that rarely comes around, unless it’s looking for something out of you, like a link to some bullshit site. If you’re curious to see what spawned such a thirst, check it out here.