Anyone who knows me well, knows that I hate hyperbole. If you’re saying something is the best or it’s your favorite, then it should be that and every time you use those words, you diminish them. That’s my grammar pet peeve of the day. That being said, this is absolutely the coolest couch ever. I saw a commercial for this thing called the Super Bob from Bob’s Discount Furniture and just had to share it with the world.

Not only is it a full couch (or sofa as they call it on the website), which I appreciate considering I’ve been making due with a freakin’ love seat for three years, but it sports dueling recliners and a fold-up middle console which offers up reading lights and a drink cooler! Also, it looks kind of like a Transformer, which I’m all for.

So here’s what it looks like normally, kind of ugly, but it doesn’t bother me.

Here’s the recliners in action.

This is the top part of the middle section that flips back to offer up the lights.

And finally, here’s the beverage holder.

There’s also a loveseat with recliners and a center console.

And here’s the center console.

You can pick up the loveseat for $699, the couch for $799 and both together for $1498. That seems like a helluva deal to me.

Anyone wanna buy me one?