News Of The Day: Jack White Erupts While John Goodman Slims Down

Thanks to It Might Get Loud, I’ve become a pretty big Jack White fan after disliking him for many years (more on this on Friday!), but I haven’t made my way into the Dead Weather yet as I’m still checking out The White Stripes and The Raconteurs. Anyway, news came out today that White yelled at a bunch of Hollywood clowns while playing a show with The Dead Weather. Here’s a clip from the Daily News story:

“F- you, you hip motherf-ers!” White screamed at the audience, which included Liv Tyler, rock royalty Alexandra Richards, Shaun White and Mary-Kate Olsen. “Why don’t you rock the f- out?! Maybe I should go grab those free drinks and shove them down your throats, you hip motherf-ers!”

Pretty awesome, no? Why go to a concert if you’re not going to have some fun? The worst part is that he apologized at the end of the show (according to the article). What happened to rock stars that they’ve started apologizing for being egomaniacal jerks?

In other news (this time from John Goodman lost 100 pounds. Good for him! Having watched lots and lots of Roseanne over the past year, I noticed how big he got and still seemed when he’d pop up in things like Studio 60, Speed Racer or Confessions Of A Shopaholic. He’s one of the funniest guys around and anyone getting healthy is good news. Well done, John!

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: Bloodlines Poster

This will be the last Roseanne Comics Cavalcade for the foreseeable future because I’m all caught up. I should have probably gone out with a bang, but this feels like whimper. As you can tell by Sarah Chalke’s presence, it’s a later episode taking place in Becky and Darlene’s old room. Over Becky’s left shoulder you can make out just the bottom corner of a Bloodlines poster. I wanted to get a better shot and this was the best I got. To make matters worse, the second picture, which would have shown more of the poster, is all scrambly, probably because I was moving around while taking the photo. As such, I can’t really make it out. I’d imagine it’s yet another promotional poster that DC gave out for free, but it doesn’t match up with any of the covers for the Bloodlines crossover (which you can check out here). I searched Google, Bing, eBay, MyComicShop and MileHigh and came up with nothing that looked even remotely close to the poster. Since I started doing this little feature on the site, I’ve been shocked at how few images there are of these promo posters. Considering there’s a website for everything, you’d imagine there’d be one for comic posters, but if so, I haven’t found it. Anyone got any ideas?

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: Girl Poster

Either the comic fans on the Roseanne staff were really into DC’s short lived Helix imprint (you can see the Cyberella poster I talked about a few months back behind Roseanne) or maybe they just wanted to get the point across that DJ’s kind of weird. The reason I snapped this one is because of the poster over DJ’s left shoulder which is called simply Girl. It’s actually a Vertigo book by Pete Milligan and Duncan Fegredo that lasted only 3 issues and came out in 1996. The poster seems to a smaller version of the cover to the first issue. I’ve never heard of the book, but it does show up in the Vertigo Encyclopedia. Anyone ever read it?

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: DJ’s Robin Poster

I wish I was better at this whole thing. I tried snapping two separate images of the Robin poster over DJ’s bed (it’s there directly to Darlene’s right, I have no idea what his other posters are, but I think that long, short one is just some animals) and neither of them really give a good view of the poster. It seems like your basic promo or character poster like they used to do all the time back in the early 90s. Once again, I’m shocked at the lack of a comic book poster gallery online, but what are you gonna do? I did a lot of searching, looking through all kinds of image searches, comic sites, poster sites and even eBay and came up with nothing. Well, I came up with something, but I don’t think it’s even close. This poster came with a promo pack given to comic shops in the early 90s. It’s clearly not the same coloring as the poster on the wall and it lacks the moon-looking object, but as we’ve seen with the Golden Age and Death of Superman posters, the ones appearing on the show were sometimes changed for whatever reason. I also thought it might have been the Robin from Robin 3000, but the color scheme on the costume is completely wrong. Anyone got any ideas or have this poster?

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: David’s Cyborg Superman T-Shirt

As I mentioned before, the comic fans on Roseanne were big Superman fans. I spotted David wearing yet another Superman T-shirt, this time it’s the symbol of one of the four replacement Supermen that came after Superman died. Cyborg here looked the most like Superman, but with some robotic parts thrown in, which made sense considering he had been beaten to death by Doomsday. Readers now know that he turned out to be the bad boy in the group, but at the time, it was pretty shocking that the one Superman who got the approval of the President became a bad guy. I thought it was ingenious that Geoff Johns took Cyborg here and made him a part of the Sinestro Corps. Mixing Superman and Green Lantern characters? That’s like my crack.

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: Death Of Superman Poster

It seems pretty clear to me that the comic book fans working on Roseanne were huge fans of the Death and Return of Superman stories (for more evidence, see David’s Death of Superman T-shirt), which is great, because Superman’s death is what got me into collecting comics. The Death of Superman T-shirt over Darlene’s right shoulder is an interesting piece of memorabilia as it looks like a cropped version of the black-outlined poster seen below. It’s hard to tell from the crummy picture I took, but it looks like, in addition to missing the black border and words “The Death of Superman” Darlene’s poster cuts out a good number of the assembled heroes and villains attending his public wake (I love the Darkseid and Morpheus both showed up). As a kid, I didn’t buy many comic book posters because, for the longest time I didn’t have anywhere to put them. That didn’t stop me from buying the occasional Wizard poster book or grabbing a poster or three from the JC’s Comic Shop free table. Eventually, my parents bought a cottage that had a garage with a loft that they let me decorate and hang out in with my friends so I plastered the walls with those posters. This Death of Superman poster was one of two or three that I actually purchased and hung up. I think it got some water damage when the roof leaked, but I’ve got some pretty amazing pictures taken before that that I’ll dig up and post. Man, I love Dan Jurgens.

Roseanne Comics Cavalcade: Fire Flower Dan

No, this isn’t a comic book reference and I would wager cash money it wasn’t intentional, but when I saw Dan wearing white overalls and a red shirt the first thing I thought of was Fire Flower Marion from the Super Mario games which just got me thinking that John Goodman would have made an excellent live action Mario. It wasn’t until I started looking images up to post here that I realized the color scheme was switched, but I thought it was funny enough to post.