I spotted these briefs at Target last week in the men’s section. There were also Superman and Batman pairs, but there was a Target employee folding clothes nearby and she turned around, so I tried to make it look like I was innocently looking at my phone. I’ve got a few pairs of geeky boxers, but for some reason these just seem weirder to me, maybe because it means that character is tightly pressed against your junk. I don’t want Megatron there you guys. Doesn’t seem safe.

They really send a message to the ladies don’t they? Too bad that message is probably “None shall pass!”